A Great Way to Piss Me Off
...Be someone that I vehemently abhor to the point where there are no words for how I feel about you, then have the audacity to cut in front of me at Starbucks and order some stupid complicated shit (WTF is triple venti??). THEN, stand thisclose to me while waiting for your coffee. Which in turn will cause me to speed walk to work, because I have been so angered by you and just do not like you that much.
Happy Thursday...
Addendum: I promise, promise, promise to write about last night. I have become the least prolific person ever (and I know you have high expectations of me). But for now read here, here and here.
Happy Thursday...
Addendum: I promise, promise, promise to write about last night. I have become the least prolific person ever (and I know you have high expectations of me). But for now read here, here and here.
posted by Heather B. at 8:00 AM
13 Comments:
Oh, ew. She is such a giant evil [insert female derogatory term of choice]. You should have accidentally stomped on her foot or something, except she's probably the kind of shrill harpie who'd throw down in Starbucks.
(Also? I hope you don't get this comment, like, twelve times, because I'm having issues today.)
It was good meeting you last night, Heather. I'm going to go out and buy a New York map today and seriously, I'll get my shit together, I swear :-)
I see your thursday started off as wonderful as mine did :-)
Was that Venti with a hanging chad or a pregnant chad?
oh - and how was the makeup?
lorie-I contemplated spilling my coffee on her and then being like whoops. But I was too chicken shit to call her anything mean.
AUA-there ARE apples in upstate NY.
DC Cookie-my chocolate martini friend. So happy to have met you last night.
PLD-I think it may have been a hanging chad and thinking about it now still pisses me off so much. and her makeup has improved dramatically, she actually looked like a normal person as opposed to an evil alien creature sent down to anger me.
Sorry you had to deal with that grotesque monster first thing in the morning.
And I wouldn't have high expectations of you if you didn't live up to them :-). But I'll cut you some slack for now.
my word verification is "uracock". I must incorporate this into a post somehow.
Haha way to wrap it up!
Lizzie- apparently my morning is no match for your day. But yes, she was hideous. And right now I can't even read my word verification. But "uracock"? awesome.
AsianMistress-I seriously need to get on the posting about HH bandwagon. It's amazing when you have excessive amounts of work to do at work. damn. Great meeting you last night!
I can't believe that you didn't pour a hot beverage over her head....
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Did you spit on her? Please tell me you spat on her.
Sadly, no, there was no liquid of any sort, coming from me in her direction. Of course in hindsight I'm thinking of all of the scenarios. But nothing. I just got my coffee and fumed.
You should have sneezed in her quadruple-venti thingamajig.
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