Over hung

I thought I would be able to come up with something. I felt ok on the walk to work, but sitting down now, I'm reminded of my purple calamari. You see, calamari turns purple, when mixed with eight glasses of pinot noir in your stomach.

I really wish I could remember how I got home.

Nothing says Happy Birthday, like a good ol' hangover and arriving to work at 1:45 PM.

Christ.

**Addendum**

Things that are difficult to do while so fucking hungover you might die:

1. stand
2. walk
3. send a fax
4. scroll up and down on the computer
5. move the mouse
6. look into the cabinet above my desk
7. move the flowers on my desk that are blocking the cabinet
8. speak
9. not use the word 'fuck'
10. eat
11. drink
12. work
13. book a flight
14. answer the phone
15. keep my eyes open
16. attempt to not die