Who needs alcohol when you've got this?
Me: oooh then we can have a party
G: yeah, we can have a party. You clean up the basement. Mom, you'd be really proud of the parties I throw.
Peg: Like that time I found all those beer cans in your room under your bed? And then up on the roof?
G: what cans?
Peg: that time you got mad at me for cleaning your room and I found all that beer...
G: That was last Christmas, and it wasn't from a party. That was from me, Eli, Jack and Jay.
Peg: And y'all had condoms...
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