Rhymes with Witch
In case you’re just joining us today, let it be known that sometimes I can be a bitch. This is usually manifests itself by way of me calling people cunts and assholes. Unfortunately (or I guess fortunately to some), I’ve been having to hold my tongue in certain sensitive situations whereas before I would’ve had no problem going up to someone and saying “You’re being a stupid whorish cunt right now. So stop”. Instead I use profanity in the presence of those who I know I can trust, or I stare blankly at the offender and in my head think “I really hope you get hit by a car”. After a recent situation, where I was tempted to punch someone in the face, I was told that what I need to do is find my ‘inner ghetto black girl’ and not be afraid to put one in their place. While I wholeheartedly agree that many people I encounter need a good talking to or manners, because obviously their parents forgot to teach them about common sense, I fear that if I do release my inner ghetto girl, that she’ll be a terror and never go back in. But then again, I won’t know for sure, until I let her out.
And trust me; she’s not going to be able to be suppressed much longer.