Love.Angel.Family.Jersey: Part II
This is G (Garrett). G thinks he's hot shit in his fancy tux. Ok. Fine. You looked good. Poor thing had to shave off that beard of his for these nuptials. Don't worry, in about 6 more weeks, you'll have almost that full beard you've always wanted.
Daphney married Ty (who has yet to be pictured). Look, she's smiling and glowing and so happy to be married. I'm laughing. Poor poor girl has no idea what she's just gotten herself into, but I think she may have gotten a taste of it, when I was on my 8th vodka tonic. Love me some open bar. I should also add that Daphney is Hatian and speaks French and that G may have made a few off color jokes about Hatians that involved talk of shrunken heads and eating goat. We're such a PC family over here.
Ignore the giant man, look at the cute little boy. You totally want one of your own. Too bad, he's mine. Ok not mine, mine, but my nephew. I also must point out that I haven't seen him in years, and upon seeing me, he hugged my leg. This child had no clue who I was and yet he hugged me. So much for stranger danger. And duh, he has a name-which I totally forgot to tell you all-it's Taye. As in Diggs. As in yup, he will grow up to be hot and sing selections from Rent. Awesome.