Q & A
1) I was asked if I was a Republican the other day. I think the pearls and polo may have lead said offender to believe in such a fallacy. But God help me for not giving this person the finger.
2) I walked around with my pants unzipped for like a good two – maybe three – hours yesterday. I didn’t realize until I spilled chocolate shavings all over the crotch of my pants, because the chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzels, just weren’t making it into my mouth fast enough. Oh, and my pants are too big.
So here, the part where y’all come in; I’m all about sharing, but is there anything you really want to know about me, that I haven’t mentioned? I mean something that you might die without knowing, because all know that the earth revolves around me*. So ask away. Anything your little hearts desire, because that’s what I’m here for.
*it took me years to figure out whether the earth revolves around the sun or the sun revolves around the earth. Frankly, I’m still not all that sure. Eh, whatever.
Edit to Add: I'll actually be answering these on Monday.