A Numbers Game
In the spirit of Monday, my laziest writing day next to Friday (at which point you’d question why I write on either of these days. The answer being I don’t know and because I can), I am going to post a list of sorts that I feel truly brings together the craptastic-ness of my weekend.
The number of Five Guys gift certificates received: One. Amount? $10 Reason? I left for 15 minutes to go to CVS and they accidently gave my food to someone else. Was I upset? Nope. But it got me a free meal and a gift certificate. Everyday, I love them more and more.
Number of trips to Five Guys: Two.
Number of alcoholic beverages consumed: Five at karaoke. Plus one bottle of wine Saturday evening.
Number of hours spent watching DVDS: Seven
Number of times Walk the Line was viewed: Three (that’s in addition to the seven hours of DVD watching)
Number of times “Because you’re mine, I walk the Line” escaped these lips o’mine: 27
Number of times that I professed my undying love and affection for Phil Mickleson: 14
Number of years my baby brother has turned: 20
The age on his ID: 27. hmmmm
Number of Grandparents that died on Saturday: One.
Number of times I contemplated poking my eyes out with a knitting needle due to the fact that I’d be driving to Albany later in the week: 349
That said, we shall see how the remainder of the week goes. I’ll keep you posted as to the state of my eyes and whether or nor I’ve decided that poking myself with a knitting needle is a most excellent idea.