“There are thousands of thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up the pen and writes.” ~William Makepeace Thackeray
So, boys and girls, what would you like to hear about today? Errrr, tomorrow? (ish)
How about the gay man that I was hopelessly in love with? So much so that I even started writing my name with his last name on my notebook and drawing hearts around it.
Or! How about the time I went test driving and got the crazy gawky test driver man who hit on my friend and the woe and phone banking that followed?
Maybe the time I called my 8th grade Social Studies teacher a fat ass – or something very close and equally as naughty – and then wasn’t allowed to attend the 8th Grade moving up day dance?
Hell, pick a topic and I will write you a lengthy discourse on why exactly the sky is blue and how Angels get their wings.