The one I've always wanted to write
It always drives me crazy when people write posts obviously stating a secret or exciting news of some sort and then say that they can't discuss the excitement until later. These people seem to think that their lives depend on witholding this information or perhaps they are CIA agents? Perhaps they have a secret potion to transform my Bobbi Brown lipgloss into a solid so that I wouldn't have to fear losing it with my luggage? Who knows? It's just infuriating. Loathsome if you will.
But God, wouldn't it be great if I had something that I wanted to share? Something that's making me smile and go a little overboard with the Malbec. Yeah it would be. Maybe I do have such a thing, maybe I don't. You'll just have to stay tuned, sucka.
And before y'all start to play guessing games, the object of my amuesement is aware of my existence but still thinks I'm pretty much nothing, hell, he probably hates me . And anyone who suggests pregnancy must be a big believer of immaculate conception.
In the event that you don't get enough of me already: Huzzah!