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Tuesday, March 13, 2007


"Vacation used to be a luxury, but in today's world it has become a necessity." ~Author Unknown

Raise your hand if you need to be up in eight hours to finish packing in order to make your flight to Boca so that you can flaunt a really lovely citrus scrub in Marci's face while she works.

Raise your hand if you need to do the above and you're four martinis deep.

Also raise your hand if you've been an ornery, pissy, bitch as of late and you're pretty damn thankful that you're friends haven't thought of interesting and non-messy ways to off you.

Raise your hand if you're semi-cautiously optimistic but your pessmism sometimes trumps any remote optimism.

Finally, raise your hand if it took you 139 tries to spell optimism.

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Anonymous gorillabuns said...

raise your hand if you spend every night consuming redbull and vodkas with the realization your kidlets will be awake in four hours with no hope of hog tying them for nap.

can i go to boca with you? i promise, i would be an excellent travelling companion.

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Naeva said...

raising my hands (yes, both) slowly


1:34 AM  
Blogger Dagny said...

I'm raising my hand with flair as I'm drinking -- Oh hell. What is this stuff I'm drinking anyway? All I know is that it makes not feel like biting the heads off of folks. That is unless I have one more. At that point, it's a full-on war and I plan to win.

2:00 AM  
Blogger Heather B. said...

HA! Raise your hand if you woke up just now in a panic, because you wrote a post that probably doesn't make any sense!

5:29 AM  
Anonymous nabbalicious said...

I just got back from vacation, but I need another one. Have a great time!

8:52 AM  
Blogger Isabel said...

Raise your hand if you will be able to stuff me into your suitcase and take me with you.


(have a blast, with or without me!)

1:35 PM  
Blogger metalia said...

Have a great trip!

9:05 PM  
Blogger GirlGoyle said...

I only raised my hand at the spelling challenge. Ugh...vacation? what is that?!

4:38 AM  
Blogger Buggie said...

You'd better not be having too much fun with my wife! No handsiness, you hear me?!?
And bring presents.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Sweet said...

Oh, have fun! Good for you girl.

11:19 AM  
Blogger Lux Lisbon said...

MMMM,Cheesecake Factory.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Gooseberried said...

Yay, vaca! Have fun!

7:08 PM  

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